Wait, what do you mean Thanksgiving isn't about giving thanks for me? Well, that is just the silliest thing I have ever heard! Ok, ok, I'll humor you. But only because I am such a kind and benevolent cat.
I am thankful for a never ending supply of treats.
I am thankful the staff doesn't dress me up in a ridiculous outfit every day.
I am thankful for tuna fish. Yum!
I am thankful for soft places to nap.
Even hard places, if it inconveniences the staff.
I am thankful for my dashing good looks.
From the tip of my nose.
All the way to my toes.
What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving? Other than me, of course.